Vain, profane, opinionated and mildly offensive. A free thinker. I like long walks, and Manolo Blahnik / Sergio Rossi heels, but this seems to always come as a surprise to people. I go from shy geek (which I am, deep down) to seriously overcompensating for that. I guess you could also say that I'm a perpetually hungry, food hoarding, teenager with a thing for rock music. Whatever suits your fancy.